The Black List

If you find your name or establishment here, you somehow ruined our food and/or alcohol experience, and we hate you. Reserved only for the worst.
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Coors, Miller, Bud, Natty, and Molson - If you don't know why these beers are on this list, you probably shouldn't even be reading this blog.

Denny's, Goodyear AZ - We stopped at this place on our way to Page Springs Cellars. First of all, I am still under the impression that Goodyear is actually just over the California border, rather than right by Phoenix. Google has been known to screw up at times, but we were also a little bit loopy by this point. There were drunken gay cowboys yelling at tiny drunken Mexicans while being heckled by slightly larger drunken mexicans. Stay away from Goodyear AZ.

Dave & Busters, Ontario CA - These people wouldn't let me in with my tattoos showing. Ok then, I'll spend my $300 elsewhere. The hell with you.

The Madison, Long Beach CA - This is a fancy-schmancy steak/italianesque restaurant on Pine. We made reservations a day in advance. We were given a hidden-away table in the bar when there was plenty of better seating. It was a full 20 minutes before anyone even showed up to take our drink orders. And it only got worse from there. Don't go here.

Oak Creek Winery, Page Springs AZ - The blush was CLOUDY, for christ's sweet sake. Everything tasted like syrup. This place is terrible. Being about 50 yards down the road from Page Springs Cellars, I don't expect these guys to stay afloat for too terribly long.