6.19.2010

Mock Seaweed Salad



I don't live at the sea, so it's harder to find its wonderful bounty of weed to put in a salad. Instead, I mixed up the following. It tastes good - eat it.

Veggies:
Shredded cabbage
Sliced cucumber
Thinly sliced spring onions

Sauce:
3 parts Rice vinegar
3 parts Toasted sesame oil
1 part Soy sauce
1/2 part Sriracha (rooster) sauce
1/2 part Honey
A smidgen of Chinese 5 spice
The correct amount of Toasted sesame seeds

Prep:
Nuke the sauce for 30 seconds so the honey is easy to mix
Dump over prepped veggies

5.20.2009

Mexicanish Tilapia and Tomatoes and Sliced Aligator Pear

WARNING: This assumes you already have the basics of cooking down. This is not a recipe. If you don't know how to cook, watch Good Eats.

GET:
  • 1/2 pound of tilapia
  • 1/2 medium Vidalia onion (or some such sweet onion)
  • 1 quart of grape tomatoes
  • 2 haas avocados
  • garlic
  • cilantro
  • lime juice
  • oil
  • white wine
  • salt
  • black pepper
  • cumin
  • chili powder (the not spicy red kind)
  • red pepper - optional (the spicy kind)
COOK:
  • Chop up the onion and garlic
  • Throw the onion and garlic and some salt a fry pan with some oil
  • While that's cooking, chop up the tomatoes into thirds or quarters
  • Cook the onions until they start to get clear, add lime juice if you need to lube the pan
  • When the onions are clear add all the tomatoes
  • Spicy up the veggie stuff with salt, peppers, chili and cumin
  • Add some more lime juice as the water in the tomatoes cooks off
  • Cook the veggies until they're a good bit mushy
  • Add in pieces of fish, just kinda move the veggies out of the way and pile them on the fish a bit
  • We're not looking for any sort of dry heat here so add more lime if the pan gets too dry
  • Add some wine and reduce the thing until it tastes fucking awesome
  • Turn off the heat
  • Tear up a good handful of cilantro, sprinkle it over the whole lot and let it wilt
  • Plate the fish and slop
  • Get the good bits of the avocado out and put it on the mess
EAT:
  • Serves two with no side or starch
  • Might serve three or four with rice
  • You can probably go up to a full pound of fish and still be ok on tomatoes, we just really like the tomatoes part

5.19.2009

THE Oatmal Cookies

I almost regret a post without photos. I guess I'll just have to bake 'em again...

1/2 c butter (1 stick)
2/3 c light brown sugar
1 egg
1/2 tsp vanilla
3/4 c AP Flour
1/4 tsp table salt
1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 c quick oats
3/4 c 7 grain cereal
about a cup of dried fruit, nuts, chocolate chips, or a combination (I used cranberries, almonds, chocolate chips, and topped them with pecans)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large bowl (or your stand mixer), cream butter and sugar. Add egg and vanilla and mix well. In a medium bowl, combine flour, baking soda, salt, & cinnamon. Gradually add to the wet mix until just combined. Stir in oats and cereal. Stir in fruits and nuts.

Scoop onto parchment-lined baking sheet and bake for 10-12 minutes, until golden around the edges. The tops will look under cooked. Remove from the oven and let sit on the cookie sheet for 5 minutes (this is critical if you want chewy cookies). Transfer to wire rack to cool.

4.19.2009

Huevos Rancheros



Leftover italian sausage, onions, bell peppers, garlic and salsa. Oh and eggs.

4.10.2009

Cheese Steak


Leftover London Broil, bell peppers and onions, french baguette, swiss.