Edible Perversions
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may be gone.
6.19.2010
Mock Seaweed Salad
I don't live at the sea, so it's harder to find its wonderful bounty of weed to put in a salad. Instead, I mixed up the following. It tastes good - eat it.
Veggies:
Shredded cabbage
Sliced cucumber
Thinly sliced spring onions
Sauce:
3 parts Rice vinegar
3 parts Toasted sesame oil
1 part Soy sauce
1/2 part Sriracha (rooster) sauce
1/2 part Honey
A smidgen of Chinese 5 spice
The correct amount of Toasted sesame seeds
Prep:
Nuke the sauce for 30 seconds so the honey is easy to mix
Dump over prepped veggies
5.20.2009
Mexicanish Tilapia and Tomatoes and Sliced Aligator Pear
WARNING: This assumes you already have the basics of cooking down. This is not a recipe. If you don't know how to cook, watch Good Eats.
GET:
GET:
- 1/2 pound of tilapia
- 1/2 medium Vidalia onion (or some such sweet onion)
- 1 quart of grape tomatoes
- 2 haas avocados
- garlic
- cilantro
- lime juice
- oil
- white wine
- salt
- black pepper
- cumin
- chili powder (the not spicy red kind)
- red pepper - optional (the spicy kind)
- Chop up the onion and garlic
- Throw the onion and garlic and some salt a fry pan with some oil
- While that's cooking, chop up the tomatoes into thirds or quarters
- Cook the onions until they start to get clear, add lime juice if you need to lube the pan
- When the onions are clear add all the tomatoes
- Spicy up the veggie stuff with salt, peppers, chili and cumin
- Add some more lime juice as the water in the tomatoes cooks off
- Cook the veggies until they're a good bit mushy
- Add in pieces of fish, just kinda move the veggies out of the way and pile them on the fish a bit
- We're not looking for any sort of dry heat here so add more lime if the pan gets too dry
- Add some wine and reduce the thing until it tastes fucking awesome
- Turn off the heat
- Tear up a good handful of cilantro, sprinkle it over the whole lot and let it wilt
- Plate the fish and slop
- Get the good bits of the avocado out and put it on the mess
- Serves two with no side or starch
- Might serve three or four with rice
- You can probably go up to a full pound of fish and still be ok on tomatoes, we just really like the tomatoes part
5.19.2009
THE Oatmal Cookies
I almost regret a post without photos. I guess I'll just have to bake 'em again...
1/2 c butter (1 stick)
2/3 c light brown sugar
1 egg
1/2 tsp vanilla
3/4 c AP Flour
1/4 tsp table salt
1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 c quick oats
3/4 c 7 grain cereal
about a cup of dried fruit, nuts, chocolate chips, or a combination (I used cranberries, almonds, chocolate chips, and topped them with pecans)
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large bowl (or your stand mixer), cream butter and sugar. Add egg and vanilla and mix well. In a medium bowl, combine flour, baking soda, salt, & cinnamon. Gradually add to the wet mix until just combined. Stir in oats and cereal. Stir in fruits and nuts.
Scoop onto parchment-lined baking sheet and bake for 10-12 minutes, until golden around the edges. The tops will look under cooked. Remove from the oven and let sit on the cookie sheet for 5 minutes (this is critical if you want chewy cookies). Transfer to wire rack to cool.
1/2 c butter (1 stick)
2/3 c light brown sugar
1 egg
1/2 tsp vanilla
3/4 c AP Flour
1/4 tsp table salt
1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 c quick oats
3/4 c 7 grain cereal
about a cup of dried fruit, nuts, chocolate chips, or a combination (I used cranberries, almonds, chocolate chips, and topped them with pecans)
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large bowl (or your stand mixer), cream butter and sugar. Add egg and vanilla and mix well. In a medium bowl, combine flour, baking soda, salt, & cinnamon. Gradually add to the wet mix until just combined. Stir in oats and cereal. Stir in fruits and nuts.
Scoop onto parchment-lined baking sheet and bake for 10-12 minutes, until golden around the edges. The tops will look under cooked. Remove from the oven and let sit on the cookie sheet for 5 minutes (this is critical if you want chewy cookies). Transfer to wire rack to cool.
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